LEGGY-LEGGINGS AND PHOTOS GONE WILD

May has arrived and I thought it was about time to look into grabbing Brittany some comfy pregger-leggings. She looks great in that dress, but you should see her comfy pj's she slides into when she comes home from work. No, probably not (she's always beautiful though).

So, I sail into The Gap (you heard me-now when you get that image out of your head, let's move on) at City Place in West Palm Beach. The place is empty, High Season has wound to a halt, evidently, but the two clerks were busy chatting...with each other.

Before I let you in on how this went down, I have posted these snaps of the Parents-to-Be, taken on April 27 (Brandon's birthday, Brandon's swearing in as an official lawyer and Brittany displaying her amazing pregnancy gorgeousness (think I made up that word)).

They have already decided against having one of those finger-hearts over the bump taken, so I did one. They can't stop me, it's my photo program, right? Wait, does this mean I will dismiss their wishes throughout the pregnancy? Stay tuned, but I think we all know the answer to THAT!

Yes, I respect them, they are smart as can be, but creating a little heart photo can't hurt, can it?

While I was at it I decided to just pop in a few other treatments. Some day Beach Baby will use these against them. Oh, I love 'em and think they look fabulous. Their child will probably not. Again, time will tell.

Brittany is having 'pregnancy-brain.' Translation: although she is really a Miss Smarty-Pants...she's now a tad NOT.

The proof? She can't keep track of her doctor appointment days. Thankfully, the medical team is helpful and calls with friendly reminders and stuff.

The way I see it, it is just never too early to start assisting Beach Baby in shenanigans to annoy these two. Right?

Oh, about The Gap in West Palm? They did NOT have the pregger-leggings, but were quite helpful about it. They suggested I cruise on down to Boca. I'll pass on that, but once I got home I started checking the 'net and found some better prices, so Brittany can just pick, click and ship. Too bad The Gap won't get our dollars. I hope she finds free shipping!! I just LOVE free shipping.